another idea

okay, imagine you're in the jduc, and you're like "Woah, my hair needs a trim, and I have to make dinner. Also, I haven't had any protein today so I should consider eating meat, which is a source of protein" What would you do?!
Imagine a place called Tony's Cuts. Half deli, have barbershop. The head barber is also the head butcher! Feasibility aside, it would be sort of cool.